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  3. vinebox:

    When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

    (via muonna)

     
     

  4. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    reasons to date me

    • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
    • or any clothes at all really
    • but it’s up to you
    • u can be big spoon or little spoon
    • totally your choice
    • i’m always ready to make out
    • aLwaYs
    • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
    • i’ll let you lick it though
    • i mean the ice cream cone
    • well not just the ice cream cone

    (via muonna)

     

  5. "I’d eat any kind of meat. Except pickles. I don’t really like pickles."
     

  6. thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

    wtf I just made that post

    oh wait that is my post

    I havent slept in 2 days

    (via pagingme)

     
  7. echalegalleta:

    littleoutsider:

    WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

    mAYOR STUBBS

     ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

    and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

    A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

    “He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

    (via messica-miles)

     
  8. jazzzasaruss:

    anti-keiara:

    all—blk—everything:

    svllywood:

    validx2:

    Frozen in the hood

    how is this the hood. that is clearly a suburbian neighborhood. likeeeeeee can we stop with the casual racism?

    Thank you^^^

    thank you very much!

    (via firecomingoutofamonkeyzhead)

     
  9. lydiaamartin:

    this pizza was so good i’m still thinkin about it

    (via firecomingoutofamonkeyzhead)

     
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  11. geometrymatters:

    Jellyfish Space

    Jellyfishes are completely extraterrestrial beings. Graceful, dangerous, beautiful. They hover in the water slowly waving their dome and spreading long tentacles in huge volume.

    © Alexander Semonov

    http://clione.ru/

    (via firecomingoutofamonkeyzhead)

     

  12. 911official:

    tumblr was so much better in the 90s

    (Source: 911official, via firecomingoutofamonkeyzhead)

     
  13. liarakawaii:

    Sammy’s Top Ten Favorite Video Games → |#8| Portal 2 (2011)

    "Well done, here come the test results. You are a horrible person. That’s what it says. "A horrible person." We weren’t even testing for that."

    (Source: sameoldtrip, via itsagabe)

     
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